Brain Droppings
Random thoughts while watching A Christmas Story for the 4th time.
*A fact that I have not seen mentioned in the Notre Dame BCS debate: Notre Dame has beaten just two teams with winning records. Those two you ask? A vastly underachieving Michigan squad and BYU. Apparently almost beating the number 1 team in the country is enough to get Notre Dame into the BCS. Just wanted to throw that out there.
*Adam Morrison of Gonzaga and Jake Plummer need to start some sort of holy alliance or something. That 40+ point performance is only the beginning. Thank you Jake Plummer for possibly spawning a trend of ridiculous facial hair leading to great play.
*I'd like to say something to whoever brought the crying kid on the plane from Atlanta to Minneapolis and had the good fortune of sitting next to me: I hate you and that smell was me not your screaming kid.
*Just because your sister's friends are all over 18 now doesn't make you any less creepy.
*There's no better sign of a good night when you and four of your friends are all sitting around in the morning trying to figure out how you got home and why one of them is missing his shirt.
*Is there a more helpless feeling in the world than realizing that there isn't any toilet paper after the fact? I can't think of one.
*You know you're starting to get old when you get excited about getting jumper cables for Christmas.
*Do you ever watch traffic and wonder how many of them are getting roadhead at the time? Uh...me either.
*Dick Clark can never die. Never I tell you. If he does he will leave us with Ryan Seacrest and Hillary Duff as the New Year's hosts. Which I'm pretty sure is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
*I found Tommy James and the Shondells Greatest Hits on cassette tape and bought it. Same goes for Toto and Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Needless to say I'm excited.
*Why are there handicap parking spaces in front of the ice skating rink? That's like saving a spot at the judges table at a swimsuit competition for a blind man.
*There's comedy, There's high comedy, there's transcendent comedy, then there's watching two overweight women in the 40's throwing punches over a $15 sweater in Wal-Mart. God bless America.
*A fact that I have not seen mentioned in the Notre Dame BCS debate: Notre Dame has beaten just two teams with winning records. Those two you ask? A vastly underachieving Michigan squad and BYU. Apparently almost beating the number 1 team in the country is enough to get Notre Dame into the BCS. Just wanted to throw that out there.
*Adam Morrison of Gonzaga and Jake Plummer need to start some sort of holy alliance or something. That 40+ point performance is only the beginning. Thank you Jake Plummer for possibly spawning a trend of ridiculous facial hair leading to great play.
*I'd like to say something to whoever brought the crying kid on the plane from Atlanta to Minneapolis and had the good fortune of sitting next to me: I hate you and that smell was me not your screaming kid.
*Just because your sister's friends are all over 18 now doesn't make you any less creepy.
*There's no better sign of a good night when you and four of your friends are all sitting around in the morning trying to figure out how you got home and why one of them is missing his shirt.
*Is there a more helpless feeling in the world than realizing that there isn't any toilet paper after the fact? I can't think of one.
*You know you're starting to get old when you get excited about getting jumper cables for Christmas.
*Do you ever watch traffic and wonder how many of them are getting roadhead at the time? Uh...me either.
*Dick Clark can never die. Never I tell you. If he does he will leave us with Ryan Seacrest and Hillary Duff as the New Year's hosts. Which I'm pretty sure is one of the signs of the apocalypse.
*I found Tommy James and the Shondells Greatest Hits on cassette tape and bought it. Same goes for Toto and Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Needless to say I'm excited.
*Why are there handicap parking spaces in front of the ice skating rink? That's like saving a spot at the judges table at a swimsuit competition for a blind man.
*There's comedy, There's high comedy, there's transcendent comedy, then there's watching two overweight women in the 40's throwing punches over a $15 sweater in Wal-Mart. God bless America.
posted by Chad Chamley at 10:07 PM
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